Daily chat and BS thread

[Grandpa]

I thought i would start one of these to get some general conversation going. :)


So I texted David (Phuck Phace) earlier today and asked him if he was going to the Summer Cruise at Northstar on Saturday night. The answer I basically got was -

"Hell no. I'm not going anywhere until it's less than 100 degrees outside".


LMAO, that fool doesn't look to be going anywhere until November! :win:

[Midnight11]

haha sounds like him.

keeping looking at mustangs today...

[BigTitan21]

That stinks! I was hoping to meet a few of you out there. So nobody from the board is going?

[Midnight11]

if i get a ride ill go. im not taking this lame rental i have...

[Grandpa]

haha sounds like him.

keeping looking at mustangs today...


Any news from the insurance company yet?

That stinks! I was hoping to meet a few of you out there. So nobody from the board is going?

I'm considering it since it's a night time race. I was hoping some people from here would go so we could hang out and shoot the shit.

[Quake5.0]

Yeah I really don't see me going. I have been a few times and it's just to freaking hot. Not to mention quite a few douche bags from other sites!

[Midnight11]

nope. nothing...

[BigTitan21]

if i get a ride ill go. im not taking this lame rental i have...

I'm considering it since it's a night time race. I was hoping some people from here would go so we could hang out and shoot the shit.

Cool, well I'll be there so dont be shy!! I'm up for a GTG before the event if anyone is interested.

[Grandpa]

Yeah I really don't see me going. I have been a few times and it's just to freaking hot. Not to mention quite a few douche bags from other sites!

It was nice outside last night once the sun went down. This cruise is at night so it wouldn't be too bad.

As for the people, there is good and bad on all sites. Some just have more than others. lol.

nope. nothing...

Bleh, hopefully they will get on the ball soon and get it taken care of. Has the adjuster looked at it yet?

[Midnight11]

prob not they said 2-4 days

[BLK2012GT]

I don't believe in racing.

[Grandpa]

I don't believe in racing.

That's what Zyborg said...:win:

[Phuck Phace]

What's crackalackin?

[Grandpa]

Running my fat ass off on this torture machine called a treadmill at the gym. I fucking hate this thing!

[Phuck Phace]

Running my fat ass off on this torture machine called a treadmill at the gym. I fucking hate this thing!

Hustle son!

Anybody doing the Euless show again?

[Grandpa]

Hustle son!

Anybody doing the Euless show again?

Not that I'm aware of. I think we were still deciding if we were going to try C&C in the morning, or head out to Northstar Saturday night for the Cruise.

[Phuck Phace]

Hmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm............. mmmmmmmm.....

[Midnight11]

I'm driving your car! Lol

[Phuck Phace]

I'm driving your car! Lol

That's too much power for you.

[Midnight11]

Hmm okay so you let Shane drive it and he stalls it but not me I see how it is

[Phuck Phace]

Hmm okay so you let Shane drive it and he stalls it but not me I see how it is

That was like 3am and I started drinkin at 5. He didn't even get on it.

[Midnight11]

We are not friends anymore

[Phuck Phace]

No mames chillon.

[Midnight11]

Que

[BigTitan21]

No mames chillon.

He said to stop cryin'!!!

Green-goes :-)

[Grandpa]

David, what is wrong with you. Letting Nick drive means you can actually cruise by the high schools without looking completely creepy like usual. lol

[Midnight11]

David, what is wrong with you. Letting Nick drive means you can actually cruise by the high schools without looking completely creepy like usual. lol

:fuckyea:

[Grandpa]

You can get away with it because you still have that babyface and look like you're 17 still. David looks like he was on last weeks episode of America's Most Wanted.

[Phuck Phace]

You can get away with it because you still have that babyface and look like you're 17 still. David looks like he was on last weeks episode of America's Most Wanted.

You think so? Here's a picture of me in my van. I was mad because I spilled a whole gallon of chloroform.

[Grandpa]

I really need to learn how to use photoshop. lol.

[Midnight11]

bahah omg its milton from office space

[Phuck Phace]

I'm just kiddin that's not my van, my rape van has less windows.

[Grandpa]

We're going to need to move your desk and take your stapler..

[Phuck Phace]

We're going to need to move your desk and take your stapler..

Funny shit is that I actually have a red swingline, I bought for desk decoration, I don't even staple anything at work.

[Midnight11]

yep title change! :D

[Grandpa]

Haha!

[Grandpa]

I'm so ready for this heat to go away, this Texas heat is madness.


Is anyone thinking about going to that Monday night meet?

[Phuck Phace]

I'm so ready for this heat to go away, this Texas heat is madness.


Is anyone thinking about going to that Monday night meet?

Maybe.

[Grandpa]

I'm about to head to the gym shortly. It's leg day, which means I'm most likely going to puke at some point this evening. It's kinds like hanging out with Dave, but not. lol.

[Phuck Phace]

I'm going to sit on my hand until it falls asleep.

[Grandpa]

lol...The Stranger..

[BLK2012GT]

I'm thinking of going to the track this friday night. 1/8th or 1/4 hmmmmm??????

[Phuck Phace]

I'm thinking of going to the track this friday night. 1/8th or 1/4 hmmmmm??????

Runnin 13s in the 1/4 eh?
I'll be drunk at Cowboys Red River, bring some hookers.

[DirtyD]

Runnin 13s in the 1/4 eh?
I'll be drunk at Cowboys Red River, bring some hookers.
:thumbsup:

[Grandpa]

I'm thinking of going to the track this friday night. 1/8th or 1/4 hmmmmm??????

Let me know where you end up goin. If you go to the motorplex i may go with you to hangout.

[Grandpa]

I'd just like to say that legs day at the gym is by far the worst of them all. I look like a crippled old man with wobbly legs walking back out to my truck after a workout. lol

[Courtesy Flush]

I'd just like to say that legs day at the gym is by far the worst of them all. I look like a crippled old man with wobbly legs walking back out to my truck after a workout. lol

I feel the same way except i just ate too much bread pudding from Chefs Point. haha

[BLK2012GT]

Let me know where you end up goin. If you go to the motorplex i may go with you to hangout.

I'll text you but now my gf wants to see The Campaign tonight.

[Grandpa]

Put a TV in the kitchen. Problem solved.

[BLK2012GT]

Put a TV in the kitchen. Problem solved.

LMAO. Just told Amy what you said and she gave you the fuck off look. lol

[Grandpa]

LMAO. Just told Amy what you said and she gave you the fuck off look. lol

:win:

[PLASMAN]

Parked next to a boss and 04sleeper from SVT forum at the dealer earlier. Took a quick pic but it was so bright I couldnt even see the screen and the boss was not in the pic...33
we have the same car but he has TF's now and its dropped, looks good

[DirtyD]

Kevin is on here, but doesn't post much.

I still love both your cars. :drool:

[PLASMAN]

Kevin is on here, but doesn't post much.

I still love both your cars. :drool:

A hello yours is a 13 also! Doing the GT500 muffs early tomorrow, sold the deletes on svt

[Grandpa]

Parked next to a boss and 04sleeper from SVT forum at the dealer earlier. Took a quick pic but it was so bright I couldnt even see the screen and the boss was not in the pic...33
we have the same car but he has TF's now and its dropped, looks good

Was there a show at the dealership or something?

[PLASMAN]

Was there a show at the dealership or something?

I was wondering the same cause there was a boss next me and another GT on the otherside of the Boss. Strange thing was no one was around or to be found?

[04sleeper]

I went inside getting some paperwork taken care of .

A good buddy of mine is a finance manager there. He just sold his 04 Cobra and got the Boss.

[Grandpa]

Well, it's slowly cooling off day by day. Cruising weather is coming soon!

[DirtyD]

Yeah!

Going to feel great at the Rangers game tomorrow night. :D

[Grandpa]

I still haven't made it to a game this year. :(

[DirtyD]

I still haven't made it to a game this year. :(
I have some BOGO coupons to get rid of. Good for up to $53

[Kronis]

I'll be at the game tonight and tomorrow night. What can I say, I am an O's fan. :D

[DirtyD]

I'll be at the game tonight and tomorrow night. What can I say, I am an O's fan. :D
Meh. LOL.

Where are you sitting?

[Mike]

It's getting a little chilly outside.

[TrueStreetTim]

It's getting a little chilly outside.

Snowflakes by Monday!?

[DirtyD]

Snowflakes by Monday!?
Holy crap, just looked at TWC and saw that! FINALLY ACTUAL WINTER WEATHER!!!

[TrueStreetTim]

Holy crap, just looked at TWC and saw that! FINALLY ACTUAL WINTER WEATHER!!!

Word is..."arctic like winter" this year. GD Mayans!

[Mike]

Snowflakes by Monday!?

That's the rumor.

[BLK2012GT]

Word is..."arctic like winter" this year. GD Mayans!

I hope so. I love the cold.

[03MachMe]

Yea just in time for my 11 days off work.......

[Slow6]

Sure would be nice to have a car with a heater next week.....Im lookin at you TS lol

[Kronis]

Holy Necro-thread, Batman!

[TrueStreetTim]

Sure would be nice to have a car with a heater next week.....Im lookin at you TS lol

We don't work on heaters. :laughing1:

[DirtyD]

We don't work on heaters.
:lol:

[GunsUp]

We don't work on heaters. :laughing1:

:worship:

[Taxman]

Word is..."arctic like winter" this year. GD Mayans!

I guess I better go back and read that "Vortech winter warning" guide again.

[Grandpa]

Holy Necro-thread, Batman!

It's all good. This thread should be going daily anyways. :)

[Grandpa]

I guess I better go back and read that "Vortech winter warning" guide again.

They are easy to drive in the cold since they don't make power down low. Now if you had a PD twinscrew that would be a different thing entirely. haha.

[GunsUp]

It's all good. This thread should be going daily anyways. :)

I am downnnnnnn:cheers:

Steve you wouldn't believe the insanity on Facebook right now.

In-San-Ity

[Kronis]

My first winter with RWD as a DD. Should be interesting.

[GunsUp]

My first winter with RWD as a DD. Should be interesting.

What's winter?

[Kronis]

Eh, don't worry about it. Us Northerners will be fine. ;)

[GunsUp]

Is winter that 2 week period between Summer and Spring?

Where it drops to 65 and everyone in Dallas wears North Face

[03MachMe]

Haha yep

[TrueStreetTim]

Is winter that 2 week period between Summer and Spring?

Where it drops to 65 and everyone in Dallas wears North Face

Psssssh....I need a reason to break out the Arc'teryx.

[DirtyD]

Steve doesn't have Facebook...remember.



On another note....I am flying home to Houston on 12/21/2012.....

fack....

[Grandpa]

You're doomed.

[TrueStreetTim]

Back spasms... :favorites68:

[Grandpa]

You're getting old. Lol

[BLK2012GT]

You're getting old. Lol

As old as you old fart.:rofl:

[Grandpa]

As old as you old fart.:rofl:

I'm certainly feeling it these days!

[03MachMe]

2 more days of work till my 12 days in a row off...... these will be the longest 2 days all year..

[Grandpa]

Be sure to give someone a good thumpin in the next two days. We wouldn't want you to go through withdrawl and take it out on a member. lol

[Grandpa]

By the way, I was pickin up my truck at North Central Ford last night and on my way home I drove by the Chevy dealership. Some asshole salesman flew out of the parking lot sideways and almost hit me. Please drive by there more often and start handing out some expensive tickets to those pricks!

[03MachMe]

Yea they dont like to put the plates on the car when test driving either.... bet they don't get the sale if the driver gets a ticket on the test drive

[46Tbird]

Yea they dont like to put the plates on the car when test driving either.... bet they don't get the sale if the driver gets a ticket on the test drive

Wow, what a fucking dick.

[blownaltered]

Wow, what a fucking dick.

How's he a dick. Don't break the law and you don't get a ticket.

[46Tbird]

How's he a dick. Don't break the law and you don't get a ticket.

Did you even read what he said?

He said he gives dealership customers tickets for test driving cars from the lot with no front plate. Have you ever given a vehicle a thorough safety inspection before taking a test drive?

[blownaltered]

Did you even read what he said?

He said he gives dealership customers tickets for test driving cars from the lot with no front plate. Have you ever given a vehicle a thorough safety inspection before taking a test drive?

Well first off the dealership would have to pay the ticket since it was their fault. Second I do make sure the temp plate is there so I don't get pulled over.

[46Tbird]

Well first off the dealership would have to pay the ticket since it was their fault. Second I do make sure the temp plate is there so I don't get pulled over.

Well good for you, hoss. Doesn't mean he's not a prick for doing it in the first place.

[Grandpa]

Well good for you, hoss. Doesn't mean he's not a prick for doing it in the first place.

Are you jumping the gun on this one, Danny? He didn't say HE did it. He does work with other officers ya know. Ryan is one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. You'd never even know he was a cop if you met him in civilian clothes. I've talked at length many times with Ryan and he's always cutting people breaks. I think you're assuming abit much on this one.

[blownaltered]

Well good for you, hoss. Doesn't mean he's not a prick for doing it in the first place.

Now I wouldn't get all pissy with me. Sounds to me you got in a little trouble with the law and now your mad at the world. Did prison sex hurt or did you like it

[blownaltered]

Well good for you, hoss. Doesn't mean he's not a prick for doing it in the first place.

Also it's his job, do I get mad at you when you put fucking onion on my burger at McDonald's. no it's your job so I scrape them off. Live with it

[Grandpa]

That's enough, Donnie. lol.



Back to civil conversation now please...

[blownaltered]

That's enough, Donnie. lol.



Back to civil conversation now please...

He started it. :hidesbehindsofa:

[Grandpa]

He started it. :hidesbehindsofa:

Go out to the garage and work on that hooptie of yours. :grd:

[STROKD]

I agree with Danny here... FRONT plate tickets in general are fucken retarded, but for test driving a car?! Ive NEVER had a dealer put a temp plate in the front of the car, and Ive test driven quite a few cars...

Sounds pretty f'in stupid to me, and shouldn't be a law to begin with.

[DirtyD]

I'm pretty sure that Ryan was talking about dealers not putting temp rear plates on the cars

[5PointSlow]

So im kicking around the thought of selling the car.

[blownaltered]

I agree with Danny here... FRONT plate tickets in general are fucken retarded, but for test driving a car?! Ive NEVER had a dealer put a temp plate in the front of the car, and Ive test driven quite a few cars...

Sounds pretty f'in stupid to me, and shouldn't be a law to begin with.

It is a stupid law but the cops don't write the laws. They are paid to enforce it. I speed and do something's that could get me tickets, that's not the cops fault it's mine. So I can't get pissed if I get busted. I guess what I'm trying to say is dont get caught. :angels25:

[Grandpa]

It is a stupid law but the cops don't write the laws. They are paid to enforce it. I speed and do something's that could get me tickets, that's not the cops fault it's mine. So I can't get pissed if I get busted. I guess what I'm trying to say is dont get caught. :angels25:

Agreed.

[03MachMe]

Did you even read what he said?

He said he gives dealership customers tickets for test driving cars from the lot with no front plate. Have you ever given a vehicle a thorough safety inspection before taking a test drive?

I have never done this just stating what they like to do..... I know officers that do because they are sick of the sales people just ignoring the MANY warnings they have given.

Are you jumping the gun on this one, Danny? He didn't say HE did it. He does work with other officers ya know. Ryan is one of the coolest guys you'll ever meet. You'd never even know he was a cop if you met him in civilian clothes. I've talked at length many times with Ryan and he's always cutting people breaks. I think you're assuming abit much on this one.

exactly...

I agree with Danny here... FRONT plate tickets in general are fucken retarded, but for test driving a car?! Ive NEVER had a dealer put a temp plate in the front of the car, and Ive test driven quite a few cars...

Sounds pretty f'in stupid to me, and shouldn't be a law to begin with.

correct talking about not putting a plate on the back of the car at all.. when im behind the car I cant see the temp plate you have in your hand or that you put up in the back window with the very dark tint, so all I see is a car with no plate at all. So when I pull it over not knowing if it is stolen or what the case it only to find someone just test driving a vehicle you have waisted my time when I could have been doing something more productive. And not even going to get started on the front plate thing.....

I'm pretty sure that Ryan was talking about dealers not putting temp rear plates on the cars

This^
It is a stupid law but the cops don't write the laws. They are paid to enforce it. I speed and do something's that could get me tickets, that's not the cops fault it's mine. So I can't get pissed if I get busted. I guess what I'm trying to say is dont get caught. :angels25:

It's alright he is prolly one of the guys that blame the cops when the sport bike that ran from the cops trying to pull him over and crashes at over 100mph and kills himself. Its our fault because we should not have chased him just let him go right....

[46Tbird]

Now I wouldn't get all pissy with me. Sounds to me you got in a little trouble with the law and now your mad at the world. Did prison sex hurt or did you like it

Also it's his job, do I get mad at you when you put fucking onion on my burger at McDonald's. no it's your job so I scrape them off. Live with it
I find it funny that my comments toward someone else got your panties twisted. What's even funnier is you typed up your second-grade insults in first-grade English.

I have never done this...
Ah, so your comment was just hypothetical. Therefore you should consider my response also hypothetical.
correct talking about not putting a plate on the back of the car at all.. when im behind the car I cant see the temp plate you have in your hand or that you put up in the back window with the very dark tint, so all I see is a car with no plate at all. So when I pull it over not knowing if it is stolen or what the case it only to find someone just test driving a vehicle you have waisted my time when I could have been doing something more productive.
That makes perfect sense.
It's alright he is prolly one of the guys that blame the cops when the sport bike that ran from the cops trying to pull him over and crashes at over 100mph and kills himself. Its our fault because we should not have chased him just let him go right....
Good lord, you and blownaltered must be twin brothers.

[blownaltered]

I find it funny that my comments toward someone else got your panties twisted. What's even funnier is you typed up your second-grade insults in first-grade English.


Ah, so your comment was just hypothetical. Therefore you should consider my response also hypothetical.

That makes perfect sense.

Good lord, you and blownaltered must be twin brothers.

Lol

[blownaltered]

On a happy note the mcrib is back.

[Grandpa]

On a happy note the mcrib is back.

Yuck! Have you ever watched that documentary in McD's? Grooooosssss. Mystery meat!

[blownaltered]

Yuck! Have you ever watched that documentary in McD's? Grooooosssss. Mystery meat!

I can watch that while eating it. That stuff doesn't bother me. If it tastes good I'm eating it.

[Grandpa]

I can watch that while eating it. That stuff doesn't bother me. If it tastes good I'm eating it.

Haha. My brother in is like that too. He can eat anything no matter how gross it may be. He's one of those people who could go on Fear Factor to eat all that gross shit.

[blownaltered]

Haha. My brother in is like that too. He can eat anything no matter how gross it may be. He's one of those people who could go on Fear Factor to eat all that gross shit.

Now I don't know if I could do that. I could do all the other stupid stuff but eating cow eyes might make me vomit.

[Taxman]

On a happy note the mcrib is back.

Nothing better than pork products of questionable origin smothered in cheap bbq sauce! I got one the very first day they were back.:rockit:

[Grandpa]

When I want a good burger, I go to Twisted Root. We ate there this past weekend and it was yuuuuuummmy. :)

[Taxman]

Yeah went there the other day and had a kangaroo burger. It was great.

[blownaltered]

Yeah went there the other day and had a kangaroo burger. It was great.

Damn I need to go there. I've never had kangaroo anything

[Grandpa]

Damn I need to go there. I've never had kangaroo anything

They've got all kinds of stuff. Alligator, Bison, Venison etc.

[blownaltered]

They've got all kinds of stuff. Alligator, Bison, Venison etc.

Where is this place

[Taxman]

Legacy

[DirtyD]

Where is this place

There is one in Arlington, and the other in somewhere around Dallas I think.

Either way, Twisted Root is AMAZING!

[Zeek]

Me and my bro went there. Parked in the lot next too it and they had me booted in 10mins! I was so pissed. Cost me $100 to get it off. Make sure you pay for parking!

[Grandpa]

Where is this place

The one we go to is at the Allen/Fairview mall. We need to do a group GTG there in the spring for a lunch. They've got great outdoor seating, food/beer etc. But there is a few locations around town.

[blownaltered]

The one we go to is at the Allen/Fairview mall. We need to do a group GTG there in the spring for a lunch. They've got great outdoor seating, food/beer etc. But there is a few locations around town.

I'm down for that, I'll be all healed up and the car should be 100% ready. Be nice to cruise with the top down once the weather gets nice again.

[Taxman]

I'm in too.

[Grandpa]

I'm down for that, I'll be all healed up and the car should be 100% ready. Be nice to cruise with the top down once the weather gets nice again.

I'm in too.

Sounds like a plan. :)

[DirtyD]

Me and my bro went there. Parked in the lot next too it and they had me booted in 10mins! I was so pissed. Cost me $100 to get it off. Make sure you pay for parking!
What are you talking about? lol

[03MachMe]

One in Richardson too. In the same area we are looking to have the car show next year

[STROKD]

correct talking about not putting a plate on the back of the car at all.. when im behind the car I cant see the temp plate you have in your hand or that you put up in the back window with the very dark tint, so all I see is a car with no plate at all. So when I pull it over not knowing if it is stolen or what the case it only to find someone just test driving a vehicle you have waisted my time when I could have been doing something more productive. And not even going to get started on the front plate thing.....

It's alright he is prolly one of the guys that blame the cops when the sport bike that ran from the cops trying to pull him over and crashes at over 100mph and kills himself. Its our fault because we should not have chased him just let him go right....

Nope, I could care less about bikers being retards...

I thought you were giving front plate tickets to test drivers... :Pshyco: YES the rear plate should always be visible on a test drive, just never heard of having a front one on a dealer car...

[STROKD]

The one we go to is at the Allen/Fairview mall. We need to do a group GTG there in the spring for a lunch. They've got great outdoor seating, food/beer etc. But there is a few locations around town.

Absolutely... I ate there last week twice. I love that location cause its 4 miles from my house and a nice area. Parking sorta sucks though, prob have to park behind Twisted Root at Macys...

[Luke]

There's another in Roanoke, sounds like it's a good ways away from everyone but they have a lot of great places to eat in that area.

[Grandpa]

Hopefully this winter won't be too harsh so we're able to have some GTG's. Kevin and I are talking about starting a Friday night GTG at Coit/190 Starbucks for the winter cold. Some place to BS indoors and just hang out that won't be a rowdy bar.

[BLK2012GT]

Hopefully this winter won't be too harsh so we're able to have some GTG's. Kevin and I are talking about starting a Friday night GTG at Coit/190 Starbucks for the winter cold. Some place to BS indoors and just hang out that won't be a rowdy bar.

Rowdy bars are the best though.

[Luke]

No good story starts with, "So I was at Starbucks..."

[Grandpa]

Rowdy bars are the best though.

LOL, let's just say that's not a good enviorment for me.

No good story starts with, "So I was at Starbucks..."

Not true. There was a Starbucks GTG a few years back that was a lot of fun with a lot of street action. :peace:

[Phuck Phace]

Oh, we can start one at the Double Deuce, my friend is a bad ass bouncer there.

[BLK2012GT]

LOL, let's just say that's not a good enviorment for me.



Not true. There was a Starbucks GTG a few years back that was a lot of fun with a lot of street action. :peace:

Yeah that was way back in the days if you're talking about the Carrollton gtg. I think nick was in diapers then. Lmao

[Grandpa]

Oh, we can start one at the Double Deuce, my friend is a bad ass bouncer there.

Love that movie!

Yeah that was way back in the days if you're talking about the Carrollton gtg. I think nick was in diapers then. Lmao

Haha, yeah. He probably was in grade school.

[03MachMe]

Nope, I could care less about bikers being retards...

I thought you were giving front plate tickets to test drivers... :Pshyco: YES the rear plate should always be visible on a test drive, just never heard of having a front one on a dealer car...

Dealer plates, and temp plates do not have to have front plates on the vehicle.

[STROKD]

LOL, let's just say that's not a good enviorment for me.



Not true. There was a Starbucks GTG a few years back that was a lot of fun with a lot of street action. :peace:

Truth on both comments... The Starbucks in Irving was the bomb.:headbang:

[STROKD]

Oh, we can start one at the Double Deuce, my friend is a bad ass bouncer there.

you know my boy Dalton?

[TrueStreetTim]

"Today is 12-12-12, the last major numerical date using the Gregorian or Christian calendar for almost another century"

....the more you know

[GunsUp]

"Today is 12-12-12, the last major numerical date using the Gregorian or Christian calendar for almost another century"

....the more you know

So drive it like you stole it today.

Don't have to pay speeding tickets tomorrow:party33:

[DirtyD]

So drive it like you stole it today.

Don't have to pay speeding tickets tomorrow:party33:
You're thinking of 12-21-12. LULZ

[GunsUp]

You're thinking of 12-21-12. LULZ

I have dyslexia assclown

Stop makin' fun of me.

[DirtyD]

I have dyslexia assclown

Stop makin' fun of me.
I do too. know how much it sucks to have switched 2 numbers on you credit card address from the actual address you live at? Yeah, can't do jack crack with purchases.

[Taxman]

"Today is 12-12-12, the last major numerical date using the Gregorian or Christian calendar for almost another century"

....the more you know

It's "Dozen Donuts Day" according to Krispy Kreme.

[03MachMe]

It's "Dozen Donuts Day" according to Krispy Kreme.

I like this better...... wait I didn't say that

[Taxman]

I like this better...... wait I didn't say that

Haha... BUSTED!

[BLK2012GT]

I don't agree to the list. I can name other women that is a lot more desirable.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/12/jennifer-lawrence-tops-most-desirable-women-list/

[GunsUp]

I don't agree to the list. I can name other women that is a lot more desirable.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/12/jennifer-lawrence-tops-most-desirable-women-list/

I'd PIIHB

[Phuck Phace]

...I can name other women that is a lot more desirable.

Like who, Casey Anthony?

[BLK2012GT]

Like who, Casey Anthony?

Phuck yea!!!!! Wood dew long time.

[Luke]

1. Jennifer Lawrence
2. Mila Kunis
3. Kate Upton
4. Rihanna
5. Emma Stone
6. Miranda Kerr
7. Kristen Stewart
8. Jessica Gomes
9. Jessica Pare
10. Michelle Jenneke

All doable, but that's a pitiful list

[BLK2012GT]

1. Jennifer Lawrence
2. Mila Kunis
3. Kate Upton
4. Rihanna
5. Emma Stone
6. Miranda Kerr
7. Kristen Stewart
8. Jessica Gomes
9. Jessica Pare
10. Michelle Jenneke

All doable, but that's a pitiful list

exactly

[Luke]

Knew it was weak, then googled the couple names I didn't know, it's even worse than I thought.

[BLK2012GT]

How Jennifer Lawrence is number one is beyond me.

[BLK2012GT]

Especially in front of kate upton

[Luke]

Yep, these lists are always bs though. I can make a better looking list walking around downtown.

[blownaltered]

I had to look up half the chicks on that, they are hot but who are they. My favorite out of that list is Emma Stone, she has that little innocent look I like.

[Grandpa]

Any list without Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bar Refaeli and Megan Fox can't be real.

[DirtyD]

Any list without Jennifer Love Hewitt, Bar Refaeli and Megan Fox can't be real.
Agreed.

+ Scarlett Johanson and Kate Beckinsale.

[Grandpa]

Agreed.

+ Scarlett Johanson and Kate Beckinsale.

Mmmmmmm Kate. How did I forget her. *drool*

[blownaltered]

Jennifer Aniston should be on list as well

[JDBishopArts]

I added a top ladies list in the pic forum. It's my favorite but there are a few I wanted to add.

[STROKD]

I don't agree to the list. I can name other women that is a lot more desirable.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertainment/2012/12/jennifer-lawrence-tops-most-desirable-women-list/

#3 yes, the rest, meh... Jennifer was cute on the Bill Engvall Show, but that when she was jail bait. She's gotten a little thick for my over all tastes.

chick from Big Bang Theory - Kaley Cuoco or AnnaLynn McCord from 90210/NipTuck should be in the top 3 behind Kate Upton.:headbang:

[STROKD]

Jennifer Aniston should be on list as well

It says YOUNG chicks, not grandmas...

I agree though, Scarlett and Megan DEFINITELY should be on the gd list

[BLK2012GT]

I know I'll get shit for this but I think Kristen Stewart should be in the top 10.

[STROKD]

I know I'll get shit for this but I think Kristen Stewart should be in the top 10.

Top 10 Vampire Chicks maybe.. but Vampire Diaries has at least 4-5 that are hotter, so she'd barely make that list too. lmao

[Phuck Phace]

Phuck yea!!!!! Wood dew long time.

...and as a bonus if you knock her up I don't think she will have a prob getting rid of the baby.

[Phuck Phace]

I know I'll get shit for this but I think Kristen Stewart should be in the top 10.

You get to see her bewbs in "On the Road".

[Grandpa]

I know I'll get shit for this but I think Kristen Stewart should be in the top 10.

I think she's hot but not in the conventional way. There is something off about her, I can't place it. Maybe it's her being so uncomfortable being in the spotlight, I dunno I can't explain it. Her body is actually very average, it's those eyes and that evil lil smirk. :rockit:

[blownaltered]

Top 10 Vampire Chicks maybe.. but Vampire Diaries has at least 4-5 that are hotter, so she'd barely make that list too. lmao

x2

She has decent tits by the photos on mrskin.com of her new movie coming out.

[JDBishopArts]

Post em

[Grandpa]

Post em

You mean...Google'em.lol.

[Phuck Phace]

Or just DL the movie and check'em out in 1080p.

[JDBishopArts]

is her horrible acting worth it?

[Grandpa]

Dealer plates, and temp plates do not have to have front plates on the vehicle.

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/7302/policej.jpg

[Grandpa]

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/215151_368153453280061_458756927_n.png

[Special K]

kristen stewart?????!!!

Ashley greene is way hotter
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2194548.jpg
charlize
http://www.hd-desk.com/wallpaper/1783/charlize-theron-hot-wallpapers-1280-800.jpg
Sharni Vinson
http://www.rsvlts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/16-Sharni-Vinson.jpg
Elisha
http://wallpaperflow.com/wallpaper/elisha-cuthbert-wallpaper-6.jpg
JENNA
http://sphotos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/181164_10150991246604928_2005954268_n.jpg

[JDBishopArts]

Yeah I'm not a Kristen Stewart Fan.

[Phuck Phace]

Yeah I'm not a Kristen Stewart Fan.

She sucks.

My next wife is going to be Olivia Wilde.

[Taxman]

She sucks.

My next wife is going to be Olivia Wilde.

I approve this message.

[blownaltered]

She sucks.

My next wife is going to be Olivia Wilde.

:drool2:

[DirtyD]

Ashley Greene and Jenna "Marbles". Hot damn.

[DirtyD]

:drool2:
I approve this message.

[BLK2012GT]

And yes Kristen Stewart. She looks like a freak in bed and I'll take that over a stuck up prude super model.

[Luke]

Special K has good taste. And one of my favorites is Salma Hayek, I like short, curvy brunettes.

[Special K]

Special K has good taste. And one of my favorites is Salma Hayek, I like short, curvy brunettes.

Short is relative when you are 4'11"!!!! Salma is way sexy tho , agreed!

[Luke]

Short is relative when you are 4'11"!!!! Salma is way sexy tho , agreed!

My wife is 5', there's a foot difference between us but I like it. Women closer to my height tend to be lacking in the T&A department. Having one is great, having both is better!

[Zeek]

Kate Mara is my "hottest girl ever" id proly do anything for that lol

[blownaltered]

Kate Mara is my "hottest girl ever" id proly do anything for that lol
She is top ten worthy.

[TrueStreetTim]

She sucks.

My next wife is going to be Olivia Wilde.

Damn, your not as gay as I thought! :cheers:

[Grandpa]

Anyone else see this newsletter from Stangtv.com?

http://www.stangtv.com/news/nhra-amends-roll-barcage-rules-for-08-later-street-vehicles/

Any modified 2008 and later street cars are now required to have a cage! I bet street racing is really going to blow up now because so many people won't or can't put a cage in their cars. I bet this kills attendance at the tracks. I guess it was a long time coming since street cars have been getting so fast the last few years.

[BLK2012GT]

Yes let's go down to Luna and royal ln!!!!!!!!

[blownaltered]

Anyone else see this newsletter from Stangtv.com?

http://www.stangtv.com/news/nhra-amends-roll-barcage-rules-for-08-later-street-vehicles/

Any modified 2008 and later street cars are now required to have a cage! I bet street racing is really going to blow up now because so many people won't or can't put a cage in their cars. I bet this kills attendance at the tracks. I guess it was a long time coming since street cars have been getting so fast the last few years.

That's modified street cars not stock ones. They won't check, unless you go somewhere like Ennis. The 1/8th mile tracks don't really enforce those rules. If you go a certain time or speed then they will say something but untill then they won't care. A lot of your 1/8th mile tracks aren't associated with the Nhra also so I think it will come down to what you run

[Special K]

Yes let's go down to Luna and royal ln!!!!!!!!

People still go there? Im so old ive forgotten.. now its just like where the Omni is...

[Phuck Phace]

Damn, your not as gay as I thought! :cheers:

See you in a couple hours, sweetcheeks.

Anyone else see this newsletter from Stangtv.com?

http://www.stangtv.com/news/nhra-amends-roll-barcage-rules-for-08-later-street-vehicles/

Any modified 2008 and later street cars are now required to have a cage! I bet street racing is really going to blow up now because so many people won't or can't put a cage in their cars. I bet this kills attendance at the tracks. I guess it was a long time coming since street cars have been getting so fast the last few years.

Rules are the same unless you have a non modified car built after 2008 that runs under 11.5, Foo.

[Grandpa]

That's modified street cars not stock ones. They won't check, unless you go somewhere like Ennis. The 1/8th mile tracks don't really enforce those rules. If you go a certain time or speed then they will say something but untill then they won't care. A lot of your 1/8th mile tracks aren't associated with the Nhra also so I think it will come down to what you run

My point is that it will kill any future events like Fun Ford, Mustang Week etc that takes place at any sanctioned track.

[DirtyD]

This is the actual contents. StangTV are idiots that can't read.

This just in...NEW NHRA RULE FOR 2008 AND NEWER VEHICLES...NHRA recently amended the roll bar rule for street legal vehicles. Model year 2008 and newer unaltered, OEM production vehicles running slower than 9.99 seconds and under 135 MPH do not have to meet the roll bar requirements for ET racing. This is great news for 'Stangbangers who have had to slow down or stop racing entirely because of the 11.49 e.t. rule. Some restrictions still remain, however. All drivers must meet the Helmet and Protective Clothing requirements. Convertibles and T-Top entries must still comply with the current NHRA roll bar rule

[DirtyD]

I don't think bolt-ons are considered altering the car, per say. I'm sure that refers to tubbing, chassis upgrades (chromoly, half-back cars, etc).

[Grandpa]

This is the actual contents. StangTV are idiots that can't read.

Ah...very cool. Okay then. Proceed gentlemen. lol.

[Grandpa]

I don't think bolt-ons are considered altering the car, per say. I'm sure that refers to tubbing, chassis upgrades (chromoly, half-back cars, etc).

Huh? lol. Changing anything from the car from factory specs is altering the car.

[blownaltered]

See now that means more people will go since they eliminated the 11.49 time rule. Although you would think if you are going a certain speed a cage would be nice protection. I don't know from personal experience but I've heard hitting a wall sucks.

[Phuck Phace]

"Boo...I just got a call back from NHRA corporate and the definition of UNALTERED is "as the vehicle came directly from the manufacturer". Dealership added components ALTER the vehicle. This rule is mainly for Ferrari's, GT500's, Corvette ZR1's, etc that from the manufacturer will eclipse 11.49 in the quarter mile. I have another call in to them to clarify one more time. If this is true then the rule does not fit me and I and any Mustang or changes the Cold Air or exhaust will need to adhere to the older rule."
Stolen from Brents Facebook.

[DirtyD]

Huh? lol. Changing anything from the car from factory specs is altering the car.
I'm referring to like truly altering the car specifically for drag racing. How will they know if your car has cams installed, forged internals, etc. unless they tear into your motor. Now if you show up with a full 4-link with 28.5s on a balk half car, with a OE body about the only thing stock, then that's altered.

They won't check for the small bolt-on things.

[DirtyD]

"Boo...I just got a call back from NHRA corporate and the definition of UNALTERED is "as the vehicle came directly from the manufacturer". Dealership added components ALTER the vehicle. This rule is mainly for Ferrari's, GT500's, Corvette ZR1's, etc that from the manufacturer will eclipse 11.49 in the quarter mile. I have another call in to them to clarify one more time. If this is true then the rule does not fit me and I and any Mustang or changes the Cold Air or exhaust will need to adhere to the older rule."
Stolen from Brents Facebook.
Well looks like I won't be going fast anytime soon...when I decide to actually go fast. :p

[Grandpa]

Well looks like I won't be going fast anytime soon...when I decide to actually go fast. :p

Told ya so. :p

[DirtyD]

Told ya so. :p

Still faster than Jeff. :D

[STROKD]

She sucks.

My next wife is going to be Olivia Wilde.

TRON Olivia!!!! gd she is fine.:insane:

[STROKD]

See now that means more people will go since they eliminated the 11.49 time rule. Although you would think if you are going a certain speed a cage would be nice protection. I don't know from personal experience but I've heard hitting a wall sucks.

Yea, I agree... if its an 08 hardtop (it says no t tops or verts, dunno if a Corvette Targa is included) that runs slower than a 9.99 and 135 doesnt need a cage anymore... unaltered in the past meant no changes to make the integrity of the chassis different... doesnt mean STOCK motors...

My 08 Vette trapped WAY over 135 anyway, so I dont regret selling it still. lmao

Edit, read what PP said, I hope that's not the case, no one races a fucken STOCK car anyway, at least no one in TX... lol this rule might help one dude in all of Texas go race his Ferrari once. haha

[DirtyD]

unaltered in the past meant no changes to make the integrity of the chassis different... doesnt mean STOCK motors...
This is the point I was trying to make.

[BLK2012GT]

This is the point I was trying to make.

Ok.......and?

[STROKD]

If its only for showroom stock cars, who gaf. No one here has a 100% stock car. Its a cool idea, but lame execution. There aren't THAT many cars in the world STOCK that run under a 11.50 anyway.

[blownaltered]

If its only for showroom stock cars, who gaf. No one here has a 100% stock car. Its a cool idea, but lame execution. There aren't THAT many cars in the world STOCK that run under a 11.50 anyway.

Like I stated earlier they won't check, especially at the 1/8th mike tracks since most aren't Nhra tracks.

[Grandpa]

So is everyone ready for Christmas? Shopping done?

I love Christmas. Nothing more fun than watching my little girl just have a blast on Christmas morning!

[GunsUp]

So is everyone ready for Christmas? Shopping done?

I love Christmas. Nothing more fun than watching my little girl just have a blast on Christmas morning!

I have not even started shopping. Usually do most after Christmas anyways, better sales and shit.

[Grandpa]

Haha, wow. I like to get it done early and not worry about it. Waiting to the last minute is just way too stressful for me.

[GunsUp]

Haha, wow. I like to get it done early and not worry about it. Waiting to the last minute is just way too stressful for me.

I don't wanna know about your sex life Steve:fca5278e:

[Midnight11]

I think ryan needs to have the cowboy star as his avatar now!

[03MachMe]

Funny how everyone is a die hard cowgirls fan after they win. Had we won no one would have admitted too being a fan.... I already have to wear one of those awful jerseys on new years so I think I will have enough pain from this loss lol

[Midnight11]

its cool i dont need your permission ;)

and not a diehard fan just dont like the steelers

[03MachMe]

Jealousy is a bitch....

[Grandpa]

Funny how everyone is a die hard cowgirls fan after they win. Had we won no one would have admitted too being a fan.... I already have to wear one of those awful jerseys on new years so I think I will have enough pain from this loss lol

The Cowboys have the most ridiculous arrogant fairweather fans of ANY professional team ever. lol.


The Cowboys suck and always will. Jerry Jones claims his only concern is winning and that is complete horseshit. He has a merchandise machine and only cares about image stuff. If he really cared like he says he does, he'd step aside and let some real people who know football run the team.

Not like it matters, the NFL sucks anyways. The sport is full of thug wannabes, spoiled millionares. All these rabid loyal fans to players who hold no loyalty to their fans or teams. It's all about the money and the fans are suckers.

[Midnight11]

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj70/nlorenzo08/03MachMe_zpsa93d41eb.jpg

lucky i couldnt make it go into the sig lol thats compliments of david though haha

you will need to fix your sig though :D

[STROKD]

The Cowboys have the most ridiculous arrogant fairweather fans of ANY professional team ever. lol.


The Cowboys suck and always will. Jerry Jones claims his only concern is winning and that is complete horseshit. He has a merchandise machine and only cares about image stuff. If he really cared like he says he does, he'd step aside and let some real people who know football run the team.

Not like it matters, the NFL sucks anyways. The sport is full of thug wannabes, spoiled millionares. All these rabid loyal fans to players who hold no loyalty to their fans or teams. It's all about the money and the fans are suckers.

Im still buying my bright ass orange Nike Peyton Jersey after Christmas.:p

[Grandpa]

Im still buying my bright ass orange Nike Peyton Jersey after Christmas.:p

Sheep.

[BLK2012GT]

Cowboys suck. That is all.

[JDBishopArts]

Yay for being mediocre again! I love middle of the round draft pics and spending a lot of money on old washed up free agents!

[Grandpa]

Yay for being mediocre again! I love middle of the round draft pics and spending a lot of money on old washed up free agents!

As long as they continue to sell jerseys and overpriced seats for people to drink their $15 dollar beers at the games thats all they care about. lol.

[TrueStreetTim]

Everyone still alive?

[JDBishopArts]

Has anyone heard from China today?

[TrueStreetTim]

Has anyone heard from China today?

"A fringe Christian group has been spreading rumors about the world's impending end, prompting Chinese authorities to detain more than 500 people this week and seize leaflets, video discs, books and other material. Those detained are reported to be members of the group Almighty God, also called Eastern Lightning, which preaches that Jesus has reappeared as a woman in central China. Authorities in the province of Qinghai say they are waging a "severe crackdown" on the group, accusing it of attacking the Communist Party and the government. U.S."


Sounds like business as usual.

[Grandpa]

The Mayans must like to sleep in...

[GunsUp]

Well I threw all my eggs in one basket and since the end of the world isn't here I have to START my Christmas shopping today.

What about you guys? Done? Almost? Nowhere close?

[03MachMe]

Well I threw all my eggs in one basket and since the end of the world isn't here I have to START my Christmas shopping today.

What about you guys? Done? Almost? Nowhere close?

Wife does almost all of the Christmas shopping around here. She told me we are almost done. Have to pick up a bottle of whiskey for my father-in-law and a couple white elephant gifts but that's it.

[Grandpa]

Well I threw all my eggs in one basket and since the end of the world isn't here I have to START my Christmas shopping today.

What about you guys? Done? Almost? Nowhere close?

I've been done for awhile. I learned my lesson a long time ago about waiting until the last minute for my shopping. lol.

[JDBishopArts]

Got our shopping done early this year for the first time ever. Great idea...

[Courtesy Flush]

I need one more gift card for the fam and ill be done.

Santa stopped by early this week to drop off some of my gifts.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8070/8289386950_5d81c2e25e_c.jpg

[Grandpa]

I need one more gift card for the fam and ill be done.

Santa stopped by early this week to drop off some of my gifts.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8070/8289386950_5d81c2e25e_c.jpg

Nice! Wheels,shocks, springs, panhard bar and a few more goodies!

[Phuck Phace]

This is hot shit.

YloMhEZnFZo#!

[Midnight11]

I need one more gift card for the fam and ill be done.

Santa stopped by early this week to drop off some of my gifts.
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8070/8289386950_5d81c2e25e_c.jpg

nice! what wheels?

[BLK2012GT]

In other news.........the cowboys suck!!!!

[DirtyD]

And so did the Texans today...