Ennis Saturday 8/17/13 7 PM... Battle Royale!

[STROKD]

Originally Posted by Toby Cool lets do it!

whats your top speed? We will start the race from there.

[Phuck Phace]

Originally Posted by STROKD whats your top speed? We will start the race from there.

LoL

[TrueStreetMotorSports.com]

Originally Posted by STROKD whats your top speed? We will start the race from there.

30mph? Lol

[Toby]

Originally Posted by STROKD whats your top speed? We will start the race from there.

Ahhh we got a funny guy over here!!!


What are you bringing anyways?

[Grandpa]

Originally Posted by Toby Ahhh we got a funny guy over here!!! What are you bringing anyways?

His tampon shaped Kraut machine.

[STROKD]

Originally Posted by Toby Ahhh we got a funny guy over here!!! What are you bringing anyways?

Old ass slow 928. It ran a blistering 13.6@102 at Ennis about 8 years ago, it's been in storage pretty much since. It hauls the fucken mail on the freeway though, I've seen 198 once and 190 in it a few times. The post was a joke because I know there's no way Ill keep up, but we can try for grins.

[Toby]

Originally Posted by STROKD Old ass slow 928. It ran a blistering 13.6@102 at Ennis about 8 years ago, it's been in storage pretty much since. It hauls the fucken mail on the freeway though, I've seen 198 once and 190 in it a few times. The post was a joke because I know there's no way Ill keep up, but we can try for grins.

Kool yeah my brick won't go 190 haha should be fun! I have no idea how fast the truck is gonna go in the 1/4. We shall see though if I can find one more wheel..

[Grandpa]

Originally Posted by Toby Kool yeah my brick won't go 190 haha should be fun! I have no idea how fast the truck is gonna go in the 1/4. We shall see though if I can find one more wheel..

There is no way his old heap goes 190 either. I'm sure the faster he went the more off the speedo was. He was probably really only going 120 but it felt fast as hell to him compared to his VW.

[STROKD]

Originally Posted by SlowGreyGT There is no way his old heap goes 190 either. I'm sure the faster he went the more off the speedo was. He was probably really only going 120 but it felt fast as hell to him compared to his VW.

Hilarious. Its not only possible, they do it often if the owners have balls enough to do it. It was the second fastest car in the world in 1987 (before the 959 came out), and this one isn't 100 percent stock.

The speedo is off 1 mph at 100 to my gps and my gps radar. So at 200 mph I was going... 198 . Math calculator shows 198 as well based on tire size, gears, engine rpm etc. What's funny is the timing was all fucked up, the car is faster now than it was back then after the timing was set properly and the car was tuned up.

Don't be hating because you hate front engine Porsche's.

[Grandpa]

Originally Posted by STROKD Hilarious. Its not only possible, they do it often if the owners have balls enough to do it. It was the second fastest car in the world in 1987 (before the 959 came out), and this one isn't 100 percent stock. The speedo is off 1 mph at 100 to my gps and my gps radar. So at 200 mph I was going... 198 . Math calculator shows 198 as well based on tire size, gears, engine rpm etc. What's funny is the timing was all fucked up, the car is faster now than it was back then after the timing was set properly and the car was tuned up. Don't be hating because you hate front engine Porsche's.

I see you are an official member now, I mean talking speed and calculators and all.

Even if it were remotely possible for that heap to do 190 after this many years, it would need about 10 miles of downhill clear highway to do it.



Front engine Porsche = gay like Perez Hilton in a dildo factory. No Carrera, no care.