Ever Slept with a Coworker?
 

I've been at the same job for over 5 years now and have been "fortunate" enough to have slept with four chicks that have been closed mouth about everything. The last one was back in February of this year. I recently decided to try the mature thing and not be involved with this anymore since women can be quite vocal about things and it seems luck has been thus far on my side as to them not blowing the whistle or wanting a relationship yadda yadda yadda. Recently three chicks have given me the impression that they want to get physical but, I am very much thinking, maybe I am too old for this or that this could potentially be disastrous. Am I being a pussy in not just adding to my knock-off list or am I being the mature person by avoiding this. P.S. I am single so I have no committment to any female.

-Alex

Don't shit where you eat.

Fuck it, literally.

It boils down to whether or not you have options outside of work. If work poon is the only poon you can get I say go for it... the drama will keep you young! If you have other resources available then I'd go that route.

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IDK, maybe it's the laziness factor. It's just so easy since it's so readily available here. The effort factor is greatly decreased by chicks here at work. And most of them live far from me, so I have yet to have one want to know where I live. So far I always just go to their house, and keep the peace at home.

A few of the cons are that one of the chicks is on the same team as the most recent chick I smashed. Another is a superior and another is married.

-Alex

Do whatever, but do not I repeat do not mess with a married women. When you sleep with one knowing she's married that's completely fucked up in my book. Loyalty reasons.. be the bigger guy stay away from her. The others, free game. Good luck

I refuse to hang out with a couple dudes I grew up with because they like to bang married women, its just wrong. Karma is a bitch, my wife's first step dad (long story) cheated on my mother in law for years. He ended up getting married to the lady he cheated with now 10 years later he caught his wife cheating on him and he is crying like a little bitch about it. Shit like that has a tendency to come back on you.

I agree. Plus, some end up on 48 hours over stuff like that.

its definitely a good way to shot at that's for sure.

I understand your point and not at all arguing it but I am just going to throw this out there.

If a married woman propositions to cheat on her husband, the way I see it is, she's going to sleep with someone anyway. She's already a proven tranpbag whether or not she sleeps with me or someone else.

-Alex

The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.

LMFAO, ain't that the truth... most of them are my friends lol.

-Alex