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DirtyD 05-21-2014 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SlowGreyGT (Post 72110)
It's friendly banter. I do the same thing with my buddies. I'm not treating you any differently. Well, actually I go lighter on you considering how sensitive you are. You should see the shit Bert and Blownaltered and I all say back and forth to one another. It way more harsh! haha.



Now, get up, wipe your ass(front to back, I don't want you getting any shit in your sandy vag), pull your panties up, go get in your slow ass car and learn to drive it and come race my shitbox Grandpa car. :D


Cool. That's the difference between your buddies and me then. Just because you give your friends shit doesn't mean everyone else is cool with it. That's all I'm trying to say. There is no butthurt, I'm just not the type of person that walks around yelling "go fuck yourself" to all my friends.

Maybe I can make it back out to coit this summer. Between wedding and building a house, things will start getting busy soon. Then I don't know if I'll even be keeping the car

Grandpa 05-21-2014 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyD (Post 72113)
Cool. That's the difference between your buddies and me then. Just because you give your friends shit doesn't mean everyone else is cool with it. That's all I'm trying to say. There is no butthurt, I'm just not the type of person that walks around yelling "go fuck yourself" to all my friends.

Maybe I can make it back out to coit this summer. Between wedding and building a house, things will start getting busy soon. Then I don't know if I'll even be keeping the car

You're such a woman. Just sell the car already and go to a puppy forum. lol

BERT 05-21-2014 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72107)
My point was no hard parts changing, which I still stand behind.

Im speaking of rules in racing classes, events, etc…

With actual racing experience. lol A tune isn't going to eliminate a car from a stock car class…Hard parts being changed will. Its really that simple.



I'm gonna bring this up one Friday night if we're ever there at the same time. And I hope I'm having a terrible day so I can laugh out loud and that makes it all better. I'm enjoying this, yes I am.

And yes, I know where you're coming from and what you're getting at. I have experience too :jawdrop:

BERT 05-21-2014 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SlowGreyGT (Post 72111)
Will is just shaking the newb's tree abit to see what shakes loose. lol


I'm enjoying it. Fuck it's humid out today

Junkie 05-21-2014 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT (Post 72115)
I'm gonna bring this up one Friday night if we're ever there at the same time. And I hope I'm having a terrible day so I can laugh out loud and that makes it all better. I'm enjoying this, yes I am.

And yes, I know where you're coming from and what you're getting at. I have experience too :jawdrop:

lol the conversation would be fun in person.

DirtyD 05-21-2014 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SlowGreyGT (Post 72114)
You're such a woman. Just sell the car already and go to a puppy forum. lol


Glad I know your opinion. I'll make sure to add that to my resume under the "IDGAF" section.

Courtesy Flush 05-21-2014 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SlowGreyGT (Post 72114)
You're such a woman. Just sell the car already and go to a puppy forum. lol

:happy175:

Junkie 05-21-2014 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyD (Post 72118)
Glad I know your opinion. I'll make sure to add that to my resume under the "IDGAF" section.

Are you this much of a cry baby all the time? It seems to be the norm for you on here.

Honest question, not poking fun.

BERT 05-21-2014 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72117)
lol the conversation would be fun in person.


Especially if certain people were there. Hell, I'd have to get my chair out of my car for this shit

DirtyD 05-21-2014 03:57 PM

Lucille's dyno numbers
 
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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72120)
Are you this much of a cry baby all the time? It seems to be the norm for you on here.



Honest question, not poking fun.


Who's crying? Because I call out Steve for being a dick for no reason, it's labeled as crying? Simply because I act different than the rest of you I get hazed. Same old shit, different day. Dealt with this in high school, I can deal with it now. People always like to poke fun at the guy that doesn't follow the crowd. Always have to prove they are some badass by belittling or demeaning another person to make themselves look better instead of treating the other person with respect. That's how I feel.

I still don't see how y'all can tell my emotional state simply by reading text. You read something in the tone that you want to read it and that's it. No one can change your mind. Then you just run with it.

Junkie 05-21-2014 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT (Post 72124)
Especially if certain people were there. Hell, I'd have to get my chair out of my car for this shit

I've been dropping the ball on bag chairs recently, need to step up my chair game.

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Originally Posted by DirtyD (Post 72125)
Who's crying? Because I call out Steve for being a dick for no reason, it's labeled as crying? Simply because I act different than the rest of you I get hazed. Same old shit, different day. Dealt with this in high school, I can deal with it now. People always like to poke fun at the guy that doesn't follow the crowd. Always have to prove they are some badass by belittling or demeaning another person to make themselves look better instead of treating the other person with respect. That's how I feel.

I still don't see how y'all can tell my emotional state simply by reading text. You read something in the tone that you want to read it and that's it. No one can change your mind. Then you just run with it.

All I really took from this, is that you've been a cry baby since Highschool. LMFAO

DirtyD 05-21-2014 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72127)
All I really took from this, is that you've been a cry baby since Highschool. LMFAO

You call me a cry baby, I call you a douche bag. Neither of us know each other, so it is what it is, another person's worthless opinion.

You asked me an honest question, I gave you an honest answer.

Doug1227 05-21-2014 04:32 PM

God I feel stupid for having just read all of that....

Dominic Toretto 05-21-2014 04:39 PM

This thread is definitely peaking.

-Alex

Grandpa 05-21-2014 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT (Post 72115)
I'm gonna bring this up one Friday night if we're ever there at the same time. And I hope I'm having a terrible day so I can laugh out loud and that makes it all better. I'm enjoying this, yes I am.

And yes, I know where you're coming from and what you're getting at. I have experience too :jawdrop:

Derek racing experience too. Put a calculator in his hand and he instantly becomes John Force.

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Originally Posted by BERT (Post 72116)
I'm enjoying it. Fuck it's humid out today

I bet it's making your beard frizzy.

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72117)
lol the conversation would be fun in person.

It usually is. Just make sure the emo with the blue 5.0 isn't there or he will start cutting himself.

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Originally Posted by DirtyD (Post 72118)
Glad I know your opinion. I'll make sure to add that to my resume under the "IDGAF" section.

It goes right next to your knitting and puppy whisperer files.

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72120)
Are you this much of a cry baby all the time? It seems to be the norm for you on here.

Honest question, not poking fun.

YES! The kid has a gaping hatchet wound between his legs that constantly bleeds all over the place. Everyone has tried to have fun with the kid joking and having fun with him but he refuses to lighten up. We've been waiting for his balls to drop and start racing too, but apparently they are his ovaries and rather regurgitate his often wrong tech info he gets from SVTP.

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Originally Posted by DirtyD (Post 72125)
Who's crying? Because I call out Steve for being a dick for no reason, it's labeled as crying? Simply because I act different than the rest of you I get hazed. Same old shit, different day. Dealt with this in high school, I can deal with it now. People always like to poke fun at the guy that doesn't follow the crowd. Always have to prove they are some badass by belittling or demeaning another person to make themselves look better instead of treating the other person with respect. That's how I feel.

I still don't see how y'all can tell my emotional state simply by reading text. You read something in the tone that you want to read it and that's it. No one can change your mind. Then you just run with it.

Hey woman, go make me a sammich.

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72127)
I've been dropping the ball on bag chairs recently, need to step up my chair game.



All I really took from this, is that you've been a cry baby since Highschool. LMFAO

It's summertime, we need to get the chairs out again. Good times.

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Originally Posted by DirtyD (Post 72128)
You call me a cry baby, I call you a douche bag. Neither of us know each other, so it is what it is, another person's worthless opinion.

You asked me an honest question, I gave you an honest answer.

You don't know him because you're at home knitting, watching Lifetime and crying with your puppy.

Fuck, even the semi-regular people even know Will. lol

Grandpa 05-21-2014 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dominic Toretto (Post 72130)
This thread is definitely peaking.

-Alex

Trolling thread of the day to pass the time. Kids are playing at the park, don't have shit else to do. lol

Courtesy Flush 05-21-2014 05:12 PM

I enjoyed it.

I thought the whole definition of stock thing was never gonna end.

blownaltered 05-21-2014 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72120)
Are you this much of a cry baby all the time? It seems to be the norm for you on here.

Honest question, not poking fun.

Yes he is always like this. Always defensive and overly sensitive.

Grandpa 05-21-2014 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Courtesy Flush (Post 72136)
I enjoyed it.

I thought the whole definition of stock thing was never gonna end.

It's one of those topics that can do that. Another one that can do it "what is your definition of a street car". LOL, I've seen that one blow up several times.

BERT 05-21-2014 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72127)
I've been dropping the ball on bag chairs recently, need to step up my chair game.




Hell I didn't even have a bag chair 'til the night before TI this year lol


I think Steve needs a new one though :rofl:

Junkie 05-21-2014 05:25 PM

Steve goes through them pretty quickly, its a side effect of being a big fat fuck

Grandpa 05-21-2014 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT (Post 72141)
Hell I didn't even have a bag chair 'til the night before TI this year lol


I think Steve needs a new one though :rofl:

I will keeeeel you.

Grandpa 05-21-2014 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72143)
Steve goes through them pretty quickly, its a side effect of being a big fat fuck

GFYM you little skinny lil beanpole!

Junkie 05-21-2014 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SlowGreyGT (Post 72145)
GFYM you little skinny lil beanpole!

lol 180 is average. Its my dick thats skinny

BERT 05-21-2014 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72143)
Steve goes through them pretty quickly, its a side effect of being a big fat fuck



LMFAO!! I almost spit my protein bar out after reading that

BERT 05-21-2014 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72147)
lol 180 is average. Its my dick thats skinny


Poor guy....... or is it poor Lydia? lol

Junkie 05-21-2014 05:40 PM

Luckily she's tiny….yeah thats right! BAM

Grandpa 05-21-2014 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BERT (Post 72148)
LMFAO!! I almost spit my protein bar out after reading that

That protein bar isn't going to do shit for you in your recliner watching the ball game you lazy fuck!

BERT 05-21-2014 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72152)
Luckily she's tiny….yeah thats right! BAM



LMAO nice answer

Grandpa 05-21-2014 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72152)
Luckily she's tiny….yeah thats right! BAM

I was waiting for her tiny ass to go flying off that three wheeler on Sunday! lol

BERT 05-21-2014 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SlowGreyGT (Post 72153)
That protein bar isn't going to do shit for you in your recliner watching the ball game you lazy fuck!



Don't worry about me. And that's Mr. Lazy Fuck to you

blownaltered 05-21-2014 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72127)


All I really took from this, is that you've been a cry baby since Highschool. LMFAO

Best post of the entire thread. :worship:

STROKD 05-21-2014 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dominic Toretto (Post 72056)
If by "a bunch of other shit" you mean supporting mods for the cam, then it's pretty ridiculous to assume someone would only install a cam WITHOUT supporting mods lol.

I mean seriously, who would install an LG G5X3 cam and not upgrade to longtubes, better intake, IM, plugs, tune, full exhaust to take full advantage of the cam? Of course better heads would be optimal but, everything else is pretty necessary to use the cam without it being a monumental waste of money.

-Alex

I had a g5x2 with stock exhaust on my FRC...

Dark Pony 05-21-2014 08:29 PM

This got pretty funny LOL. Derek is an easy target, Steve is a fat fuck and we actually talked about changing oil as a mod. I agree with Will...this conversation would be sensational in person. There should be a little more GFY lol.

As for Zeek and I, our schedules have been very conflicting. As like him, IDGAF who I'm racing, I'll do it. If our schedules don't change, we should be able to race next Sunday.

downtime! 05-21-2014 09:38 PM

Jesus, I'm glad this forum is blocked at work. One little comment and 5 damn pages, LOL!

And Will, you know damn well how much difference a tune can make.

When someone takes a C6Z right from the showroom floor, directly to the track, and runs 10.98's, someone give me a call. Until then, Rangers car is still damn fast, but it ain't stock.

Junkie 05-21-2014 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Dark Pony (Post 72175)
This got pretty funny LOL. Derek is an easy target, Steve is a fat fuck and we actually talked about changing oil as a mod. I agree with Will...this conversation would be sensational in person. There should be a little more GFY lol.

As for Zeek and I, our schedules have been very conflicting. As like him, IDGAF who I'm racing, I'll do it. If our schedules don't change, we should be able to race next Sunday.

Wanna race my cam only vette?

Grandpa 05-21-2014 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Junkie (Post 72181)
Wanna race my cam only vette?

My birthday is coming up and you have one of my dream cars. I want to drive it! The Viper was fun to drive, but the Z.....*drooooooool*

Zeek 05-21-2014 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by SlowGreyGT (Post 72186)
My birthday is coming up and you have one of my dream cars. I want to drive it! The Viper was fun to drive, but the Z.....*drooooooool*

Will, I think Steve just said he'll give head to drive the car.

Grandpa 05-21-2014 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Zeek (Post 72187)
Will, I think Steve just said he'll give head to drive the car.

Damn straight!

Stangmaster281 05-21-2014 11:41 PM

:hmm: Interesting thread to say the least.....


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