Alex Version 2.0

[Dominic Toretto]

I took a long walk on the beach last night trying to do some soul searching. I smoked about a pound of opium with some Tibetan Monks and came to had a very profound experience. After juggling bowling pins that were engulfed in flames, and charming about six cobras I decided that I would be do my part to be less of an ass on this forum. I will do my best to not be condescending or make offensive posts. Especially in regards to disagreements. This forum is full of people that I have agreed with and disagreed with at some point or another but, we all share a passion for autos. Some biased towards particular makes, models, etc but, that's okay. So again, I will be attempting to be less offensive towards my fellows here. Some of you may have already noticed the change in tone and I can tell you, it is much more relaxing, personally, to be more peaceful:handshake:. I also invite and encourage everyone else to look inside themselves to that inner child that was at one time so full of hopes and whimsy; let that person run free!

Brandon, I'm going to like GM cars and it's no foul on your part to not like them. No harm no foul. Oh and hey, thanks again for trying to help me out with the DRLs for my car. Your dad is real cool.

Steve, I am going to continue eating steak and drink milk my friend. If I die a year sooner than expected, I would have lived a happier life eating what I want. If you live a decade longer eating salads, then enjoy those extra years.

-Alex

[PLASMAN]

Any opium left? Lol

[Dominic Toretto]

Any opium left? Lol

Sorry, fresh out.

-Alex

[Disturbed]

Interesting... You have been different at work too.

[1andonlywhitie]

Should be a good change. Life's too short to be pissed all the time lol.

[Grandpa]

LMAO, you've been really making me laugh today. You're on a roll. hahaha.

[Courtesy Flush]

Not sure what you're going through in life nor am i judging, but...

It took a pound of opium for you to understand life is too short to sweat the small stuff and being offensive to others only yields negative results?

You cant be serious...

[Grandpa]

Not sure what you're going through in life nor am i judging, but...

It took a pound of opium for you to understand life is too short to sweat the small stuff and being offensive to others only yields negative results?

You cant be serious...

No, but he was totally serious about walking on the beach holding hands with a monk..:poker:

[Disturbed]

No, but he was totally serious about walking on the beach holding hands with a monk..:poker:

I didnt see him mention that he was "holding hands" with a monk... but it would not surprise me.

[Grandpa]

I didnt see him mention that he was "holding hands" with a monk... but it would not surprise me.

Dom doesn't seem the warm and fuzzy type to you? lol

[DirtyD]

No, but he was totally serious about walking on the beach holding hands with a monk..:poker:
:lol:

[Disturbed]

Dom doesn't seem the warm and fuzzy type to you? lol

In his defense, our job is mind bending because of dealing with so much customer stupidity and rage. We have so much bottled up anger, and it cant be released at work. Perhaps this was an outlet.

[Dominic Toretto]

Enlightenment has been a very interesting process. Buddhist and Toaist monks are very friendly people. We grilled some shrimp and watched Twerk Team videos for a few hours.

-Alex

[Grandpa]

In his defense, our job is mind bending because of dealing with so much customer stupidity and rage. We have so much bottled up anger, and it cant be released at work. Perhaps this was an outlet.

That's why I have weight lifting and BJJ. Baby sitting you clowns here does the same to me. :roflsquared:

[Dominic Toretto]

Should be a good change. Life's too short to be pissed all the time lol.

Not pissed all the time. Just some of the "debates" on here I see are really getting to people. Not just me. I think we all need to lighten up and pass the opium.

-Alex

[Disturbed]

Not pissed all the time. Just some of the "debates" on here I see are really getting to people. Not just me. I think we all need to lighten up and pass the opium.

-Alex

You can start by passing it to me

[Grandpa]

I'm going to laugh if your employers look a this and you two get not-so-random drug tested. lol

[Dominic Toretto]

I'm going to laugh if your employers look a this and you two get not-so-random drug tested. lol

Clean as a whistle. Honestly this place NEEDS to do random drug screening. I'd feel much more confident in the abilities of my co-workers if we weeded out the dummies.

-Alex

[Grandpa]

Clean as a whistle. Honestly this place NEEDS to do random drug screening. I'd feel much more confident in the abilities of my co-workers if we weeded out the dummies.

-Alex

LOL, I was kidding.

[Dominic Toretto]

LOL, I was kidding.

I know. But it would be nice around here lol.

-Alex

[Disturbed]

Clean as a whistle. Honestly this place NEEDS to do random drug screening. I'd feel much more confident in the abilities of my co-workers if we weeded out the dummies.

-Alex

I know who would fail it too

[fordplay]

Come be a Buddhist with me, it's very relaxing. Oh.. but never give up meat!!!!

[Disturbed]

Come be a Buddhist with me, it's very relaxing. Oh.. but never give up meat!!!!

Can I still :GetMoney: ?

[Shiftybusiness]

Clean as a whistle. Honestly this place NEEDS to do random drug screening. I'd feel much more confident in the abilities of my co-workers if we weeded out the dummies.

-Alex

Sounds like we work at the same place lol.