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Dominic Toretto
01-05-2014, 08:02 PM
ri8F0ulWiug

-Alex

pohnjarker
01-06-2014, 11:58 AM
Are you a real person??

Dominic Toretto
01-06-2014, 12:05 PM
Are you a real person??

Does not compute. Syntax error code 0111101.

-Alex

pohnjarker
01-06-2014, 12:08 PM
lol...that's what the guy said in the video before he knocked the other dude out

Dominic Toretto
01-06-2014, 12:17 PM
lol...that's what the guy said in the video before he knocked the other dude out

Had to save the video to my favorites. Phucking hilarious. I'm guessing the guy was a doucher in general as none of the friends did anything to really help.

-Alex

pohnjarker
01-06-2014, 12:19 PM
yea...it sounded like it wasnt the first time the big mouth had got knocked out by that dude...everyone just laughed at him...repeatedly

Grandpa
01-06-2014, 12:20 PM
Gotta love bullies. They are so stupid. They think no one will ever call their bluffs. Just because you're loud and in someone's face doesn't make you a tough guy.

Dominic Toretto
01-06-2014, 12:21 PM
yea...it sounded like it wasnt the first time the big mouth had got knocked out by that dude...everyone just laughed at him...repeatedly

Yeah, and the guy that hit him looked to be a good 40lbs heavier and stronger than him. Either drunk or stupid or both. Either way, good clip.

-Alex

re-rx7
01-06-2014, 12:24 PM
The dude that hit him handled it pretty well. He gave the dude every opportunity to shut up and be cool. Game, set, match motherfucker!

edit: just noticed this bastrd had a beer bottle wound up in his hand? The fuu?

Grandpa
01-06-2014, 12:25 PM
Yeah, and the guy that hit him looked to be a good 40lbs heavier and stronger than him.

That means squat.

Dominic Toretto
01-06-2014, 12:32 PM
That means squat.

Judging by how the dude couldn't stand after three attempts... it means something lol.

-Alex

Dominic Toretto
01-06-2014, 12:37 PM
The dude that hit him handled it pretty well. He gave the dude every opportunity to shut up and be cool. Game, set, match motherfucker!


Funny, I had a situation very similar to this happen to me a few days ago. And I don't even like fighting but, dude was asking for it. I did the civil thing but, he wasn't having it. Dude pushed me, so I hit him in the face. His friends came over and I thought I was about to get jumped but, they were laughing and said that he was acting an ass all night.

-Alex

re-rx7
01-06-2014, 12:39 PM
That means squat.

truth.

Judging by how the dude couldn't stand after three attempts... it means something lol.

-Alex
Its all in how its delivered. Everyone has a plan till they get hit in the mouth.

Funny, I had a situation very similar to this happen to me a few days ago. And I don't even like fighting but, dude was asking for it. I did the civil thing but, he wasn't having it. Dude pushed me, so I hit him in the face. His friends came over and I thought I was about to get jumped but, they were laughing and said that he was acting an ass all night.

-Alex
Agree. I hate fighting. If I can get out of it I will but sometimes you aint going too either way.

Grandpa
01-06-2014, 12:40 PM
Judging by how the dude couldn't stand after three attempts... it means something lol.

-Alex

He couldn't stand up cuz he got caught by surprise and his mouth was open. When the mouth is open it rattles the brain causing that woozy feeling.

Try this : Clench your jaw closed tightly, then shake your head back and forth really fast. Then do it is again with your mouth open. You'll feel the difference and realize why so many shit talkers get knocked out cold (aside from talking shit with their hands down. lol)

Grandpa
01-06-2014, 12:47 PM
Agree. I hate fighting. If I can get out of it I will but sometimes you aint going too either way.

I've been training in martial arts most of my life. Its one of my true passions in life, but it's not for reasons most people think. It's not the fighting/violence, but rather the challenge of it all, it's certainly not because I enjoy hurting people because I don't, I hate that part of it. It's a live action chess match. It's not even about the other guy, but rather pushing yourself to place out of your comfort zone and being forced to deal with it. I really enjoy training. The truth of who you really are is shown in the gym. Most people who start training usually quit because they find out quickly they aren't as brave or tough as they thought they were. Then you have the choice of humbling yourself to admit you aren't as tough as you thought and continue training, or quitting.

Only a few people truly have that warrior spirit, but most people don't.

Dominic Toretto
01-06-2014, 12:58 PM
Its all in how its delivered. Everyone has a plan till they get hit in the mouth.


That's a majority of it yes. I'm just saying, if you get hit by an 11 year old girl the same way as getting hit by 210lb professional fighter in the same situation, the power difference is going to determine some effects of recovery.

I've been training in martial arts most of my life. Its one of my true passions in life, but it's not for reasons most people think. It's not the fighting/violence, but rather the challenge of it all, it's certainly not because I enjoy hurting people because I don't, I hate that part of it. It's a live action chess match. It's not even about the other guy, but rather pushing yourself to place out of your comfort zone and being forced to deal with it. I really enjoy training. The truth of who you really are is shown in the gym. Most people who start training usually quit because they find out quickly they aren't as brave or tough as they thought they were. Then you have the choice of humbling yourself to admit you aren't as tough as you thought and continue training, or quitting.

Only a few people truly have that warrior spirit, but most people don't.

Well said! I'd love to learn a martial art myself.

-Alex

DirtyD
01-06-2014, 01:12 PM
He also got slammed square in the temple what it looked like to me. Possible concussion for being a little shit. :lol:

Grandpa
01-06-2014, 01:36 PM
It's possible too. All kinds of things can happen when someone gets KO'd. Hit their head on something on the way down. (table, chair, a curb, eek!) I've also seen people screw up their backs and blow out a knee from falling straight down on them and going backwards/sideways.

The worst kind of punch to get hit by are the ones you don't see coming and the ones with full bodyweight behind it. That kid is lucky that guy kind of winged it from his elbow at an angle rather than driving straight through with his bodyweight.

A solid punch - at almost the moment of impact, the shoulder and elbow line up directly behind the fist (straight wrist, no bend) with the rear leg driving through.

It's not to say a big hook can't have power to it, but it's not as quick/efficient of a punch since 90% people don't know how to place their feet and pull their hips through to throw a proper punch. It's almost always thrown from the shoulder with a very bent wrist taking away power and not lining up on the targert properly. You're also risking a broken wrist and/or a boxers fracture in your hand punching that way.

El_Tortuga
01-06-2014, 02:05 PM
“Everybody’s got a plan, until they get hit.”
Mike Tyson

re-rx7
01-06-2014, 02:12 PM
It's possible too. All kinds of things can happen when someone gets KO'd. Hit their head on something on the way down. (table, chair, a curb, eek!) I've also seen people screw up their backs and blow out a knee from falling straight down on them and going backwards/sideways.

The worst kind of punch to get hit by are the ones you don't see coming and the ones with full bodyweight behind it. That kid is lucky that guy kind of winged it from his elbow at an angle rather than driving straight through with his bodyweight.

A solid punch - at almost the moment of impact, the shoulder and elbow line up directly behind the fist (straight wrist, no bend) with the rear leg driving through.

It's not to say a big hook can't have power to it, but it's not as quick/efficient of a punch since 90% people don't know how to place their feet and pull their hips through to throw a proper punch. It's almost always thrown from the shoulder with a very bent wrist taking away power and not lining up on the targert properly. You're also risking a broken wrist and/or a boxers fracture in your hand punching that way.

If that punch was dead on guy wouldnt have been moving at all.

Dominic Toretto
01-06-2014, 03:26 PM
Yeah, the guy landed somewhere between two book shelves, so I assume the edge or flat surface of one of them cushioned his head's landing.

-Alex

fordplay
01-07-2014, 08:23 AM
Wow.. slow Grey is getting deep on us... side note. I'm in the Saginaw. Haslet area. Do you know of any good places out there? It's been 10 years since I last took any form of martial arts and wouldn't mind supplementing my gym time with some again

Grandpa
01-07-2014, 10:29 AM
Wow.. slow Grey is getting deep on us... side note. I'm in the Saginaw. Haslet area. Do you know of any good places out there? It's been 10 years since I last took any form of martial arts and wouldn't mind supplementing my gym time with some again

Haha. It's just something I'm very passionate about.

As for the Ft.Worth area, there is a few schools out there worth checking out. Alvarez BJJ and Travis Lutter's school. If possible, look for a Gracie affiliated school before anything else. :)

Dominic Toretto
01-07-2014, 12:18 PM
Haha. It's just something I'm very passionate about.

As for the Ft.Worth area, there is a few schools out there worth checking out. Alvarez BJJ and Travis Lutter's school. If possible, look for a Gracie affiliated school before anything else. :)

:Insert picture of Dwight Schrute in karate outfit: Are you a San pai?

-Alex

Grandpa
01-07-2014, 01:10 PM
:Insert picture of Dwight Schrute in karate outfit: Are you a San pai?

-Alex

No, I'm not a Chinese food entrée.