Ever Slept with a Coworker?

[Dominic Toretto]

I've been at the same job for over 5 years now and have been "fortunate" enough to have slept with four chicks that have been closed mouth about everything. The last one was back in February of this year. I recently decided to try the mature thing and not be involved with this anymore since women can be quite vocal about things and it seems luck has been thus far on my side as to them not blowing the whistle or wanting a relationship yadda yadda yadda. Recently three chicks have given me the impression that they want to get physical but, I am very much thinking, maybe I am too old for this or that this could potentially be disastrous. Am I being a pussy in not just adding to my knock-off list or am I being the mature person by avoiding this. P.S. I am single so I have no committment to any female.

-Alex

[Grandpa]

Don't shit where you eat.

[Phuck Phace]

Fuck it, literally.

[Luke]

It boils down to whether or not you have options outside of work. If work poon is the only poon you can get I say go for it... the drama will keep you young! If you have other resources available then I'd go that route.

[JDBishopArts]

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[JDBishopArts]

.....but for real....

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[JDBishopArts]

And in conclusion...

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[Dominic Toretto]

It boils down to whether or not you have options outside of work. If work poon is the only poon you can get I say go for it... the drama will keep you young! If you have other resources available then I'd go that route.

IDK, maybe it's the laziness factor. It's just so easy since it's so readily available here. The effort factor is greatly decreased by chicks here at work. And most of them live far from me, so I have yet to have one want to know where I live. So far I always just go to their house, and keep the peace at home.

A few of the cons are that one of the chicks is on the same team as the most recent chick I smashed. Another is a superior and another is married.

-Alex

[Oxford14Stang]

Do whatever, but do not I repeat do not mess with a married women. When you sleep with one knowing she's married that's completely fucked up in my book. Loyalty reasons.. be the bigger guy stay away from her. The others, free game. Good luck

[blownaltered]

Do whatever, but do not I repeat do not mess with a married women. When you sleep with one knowing she's married that's completely fucked up in my book. Loyalty reasons.. be the bigger guy stay away from her. The others, free game. Good luck

I refuse to hang out with a couple dudes I grew up with because they like to bang married women, its just wrong. Karma is a bitch, my wife's first step dad (long story) cheated on my mother in law for years. He ended up getting married to the lady he cheated with now 10 years later he caught his wife cheating on him and he is crying like a little bitch about it. Shit like that has a tendency to come back on you.

[JDMLOL]

I agree. Plus, some end up on 48 hours over stuff like that.

[blownaltered]

I agree. Plus, some end up on 48 hours over stuff like that.

its definitely a good way to shot at that's for sure.

[Dominic Toretto]

Do whatever, but do not I repeat do not mess with a married women. When you sleep with one knowing she's married that's completely fucked up in my book. Loyalty reasons.. be the bigger guy stay away from her. The others, free game. Good luck

I understand your point and not at all arguing it but I am just going to throw this out there.

If a married woman propositions to cheat on her husband, the way I see it is, she's going to sleep with someone anyway. She's already a proven tranpbag whether or not she sleeps with me or someone else.

-Alex

[Grandpa]

I understand your point and not at all arguing it but I am just going to throw this out there.

If a married woman propositions to cheat on her husband, the way I see it is, she's going to sleep with someone anyway. She's already a proven tranpbag whether or not she sleeps with me or someone else.

-Alex



The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.

[Dominic Toretto]

The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.

LMFAO, ain't that the truth... most of them are my friends lol.

-Alex

[Grandpa]

LMFAO, ain't that the truth... most of them are my friends lol.

-Alex

Hopefully none of them have wives, you know because "birds of a feather..."

[faztcobra]

I slept with a woman from work. I married her. And divorced her. Don't do it.

[Dominic Toretto]

I slept with a woman from work. I married her. And divorced her. Don't do it.

Guessing you all still don't work at the same place.

-Alex

[Rydawg1]

:Big Laugh:
http://www.theunticket.com/audio/drops/norm-nonono.mp3

[B-O-B'03]

I slept with a woman from work. I married her. And divorced her. Don't do it.

I slept with a woman from work, married her, celebrated our 33rd anniversary in May.

YMMV.

-Brian

[Slow Five-O]

Used to sleep with them all the time when i was a waiter / bartender.

The last one i brought home was an awesome person. Now we've been together 4 years and i have a real job lol

[thehead]

Wrap it and smash it! You are single and unless you are looking for something long term, work, bar, church, etc...... doesn't matter. just make sure that they are on the same page.

[Luke]

I say leave the married chick alone, I understand the cum dumpster is going to cheat on her husband anyway but don't be that guy. Maybe it's because I see how often it happens in the military and how fucked up it is. As for the rest... plow away!

[Dominic Toretto]

Here are two reasons I fell down this path.

The one on the left.
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And this.
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-Alex

[Dark Pony]

In my day, I would have/did do it.

[MidWest281]

yeah, if they are hot enough, its probably worth it. you just have to be a gentleman about it. and play games enough to where you can hook up and get naked pictures, while in the long run, end it and then still be friends.

I have mastered that over the years. I'd say 85% of them are still willing to talk to me and hook up with me later down the road.....since I am pretty good at putting them down softly.

use words such as "Sorry, I have been so busy outside of work lately, just really stressed out, that's why I haven't been talking to you much". and then find some legit reason as to why things wont work out....such as "well, I really enjoyed our date, and the sex was amazing. but I am not sure if we can continue to hook up, I don't want it to turn into something strictly physical....maybe we moved too fast". And as soon as it stops being physical....then it pretty much dies off.

[Dominic Toretto]

Actually all the females I have slept with at this job have been really cool about things. I was even the same break room with two at the same time and no one was the wiser. The way I flirt, I am so open about it that they can't really judge if I am being serious or not with other girls. The one in the first pic is now engaged or married and we are still cool but, I respect her and sex wouldn't happen again. The girl in the second pic has been throwing hints my way for a few weeks now and we stopped awhile back.

-Alex